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⌚ @ "kirstein"
text | call | video | deliveries
⌚ @ "kirstein"
text | call | video | deliveries
⌚ @ "kirstein"
text | call | video | deliveries
⌚ @ "kirstein"
text | call | video | deliveries
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... I think we need to get to know each other a little more.
Or rather, I didn't know you were like this.
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I believe there's been a misunderstanding.
Do you want the sandwiches? We are offering free delivery, for a limited time only.
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So this was about sandwiches. [ Explains the 'footlong'. ]
Why didn't you just say so then?! Do you know what it sounded like just now?
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Although I see now that I accidentally sent this through my personal messages, and not the shop's.
Did the image of the menu go through, at least?
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Nothing went through. Receiving a menu probably would have made more sense.
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Do you mind showing me how to attach a picture?
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You press the little emojee that looks like a camera, and it'll bring you to the photograph gallery where you can choose. Then, you press 'send'. Like this.
[ Attachment.jpg.
It's a picture of Jean's spindly feet. i'll explain later i have to go take a walk ]
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[ he opens the picture, and just when he thinks he's beginning to understand all of this, he only has more questions. but he supposes Jean's done what he asked him to.
why feet... ]
Thank you.
[ 5 min later ]
It's an interesting picture.
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Yeah? I think it's nice. [ He thought he sent Siegfried a picture he had taken of his quaint little cottage that's covered in rose blooms and he doesn't quite know what's actually in the attachment yet. ]
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I see.
Well, sorry for disturbing you. Here's the menu, in case you're interested
[ attachment.jpg is just the picture of jean's feet sent back to him. ]
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Those are my feet.
[ Dumbfounded again. It's so early and his brain is barely functioning right now. Why does this man have a picture of his feet? ]
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Oh.
[ This time, he sends attachment.jpg ]
There you go. I double checked that I did everything correctly this time.
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More importantly, where did you get a picture of my feet?
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I sent you a picture of the menu, didn't I?
[ he feels so gaslit right now ]
You sent it.
[ another 5 min later ]
Are you okay?
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What do you mean I sent it
Why the hell would I send you pictures of my feet
Are YOU okay?
[ scrolling, scrolling, he's looking for the attachment again. ]
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That was supposed to be my house.
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It's alright. I was the first one to send erroneous messages, after all.
I really should have practiced more with this device before agreeing to take on this job.
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[ And messed up himself, in the process. It's embarrassing. ]
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... You said my feet were interesting.
[ what the FuCK ]
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Interesting was the best I could come up with. I did think your choice of photo subject was odd.
In that sense, it was interesting.
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Next time just tell me I fucked up. [ Hopefully there won't be a next time but WhO KnOWs ]
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Along those lines, I'd like to get rid of this picture of your feet, but I can't figure out how.
no you have to keep it
Uh. No one's taught me how to do that yet. Maybe mess around with the watch and see what happens.
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Very well. I'll look into it.
I hope you don't have any trouble returning to sleep.
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Goodnight.