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[trost]

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[schwarzen]

I see. This is proving to be a disaster.

Do you mind showing me how to attach a picture?

[trost]

Fine, since you're asking. It's easy. [ He's very happy there's someone just as bad at this as he is. ]

You press the little emojee that looks like a camera, and it'll bring you to the photograph gallery where you can choose. Then, you press 'send'. Like this.

[ Attachment.jpg.

It's a picture of Jean's spindly feet. i'll explain later i have to go take a walk ]

[schwarzen]

Is that what those pictures are called? Emojee?

[ he opens the picture, and just when he thinks he's beginning to understand all of this, he only has more questions. but he supposes Jean's done what he asked him to.

why feet... ]

Thank you.

[ 5 min later ]

It's an interesting picture.

[trost]

That's what they're called. [ According to Eren ....... Misinformation that is spreading around right now. Jean considers his job finished and starts tucking back into be during that momentary silence. He's alerted again by the buzzing of the watch. ]

Yeah? I think it's nice. [ He thought he sent Siegfried a picture he had taken of his quaint little cottage that's covered in rose blooms and he doesn't quite know what's actually in the attachment yet. ]

[schwarzen]

[ what the fuck ]

I see.

Well, sorry for disturbing you. Here's the menu, in case you're interested

[ attachment.jpg is just the picture of jean's feet sent back to him. ]

[trost]

[ what the fuck ]

Those are my feet.

[ Dumbfounded again. It's so early and his brain is barely functioning right now. Why does this man have a picture of his feet? ]

[schwarzen]

[ wow, he's really bad at this. he should practice more and actually choose the right image. ]

Oh.

[ This time, he sends attachment.jpg ]

There you go. I double checked that I did everything correctly this time.

[trost]

Is this a joke? I can barely follow your humour.

More importantly, where did you get a picture of my feet?

[schwarzen]

[ is jean okay?? he supposes it is pretty late, he must be very groggy ]

I sent you a picture of the menu, didn't I?

[ he feels so gaslit right now ]

You sent it.

[ another 5 min later ]

Are you okay?

1/2

[trost]

[ he is also feeling so gaslit ... ]

What do you mean I sent it

Why the hell would I send you pictures of my feet

Are YOU okay?

[ scrolling, scrolling, he's looking for the attachment again. ]

[trost]

Oh .......



That was supposed to be my house.

[schwarzen]

[ suddenly, everything makes so much more sense. ]

It's alright. I was the first one to send erroneous messages, after all.

I really should have practiced more with this device before agreeing to take on this job.

1/2

[trost]

We both messed up there. To think, I was trying to teach you how to do it ...

[ And messed up himself, in the process. It's embarrassing. ]

[trost]

[ Wait a minute. ]

... You said my feet were interesting.

[ what the FuCK ]

[schwarzen]

It seemed impolite to not give some sort of compliment.

Interesting was the best I could come up with. I did think your choice of photo subject was odd.

In that sense, it was interesting.

[trost]

I don't want your ... pity compliments about my feet. I can't tell if this is better or worse.

Next time just tell me I fucked up. [ Hopefully there won't be a next time but WhO KnOWs ]

[schwarzen]

Noted.

Along those lines, I'd like to get rid of this picture of your feet, but I can't figure out how.

no you have to keep it

[trost]

[ He also doesn't know how to delete pics, bro, sorry. ]

Uh. No one's taught me how to do that yet. Maybe mess around with the watch and see what happens.

[schwarzen]

[ ofc not ]

Very well. I'll look into it.

I hope you don't have any trouble returning to sleep.

[trost]

It'll be your fault if I do, so I'll come back and demand one of those sandwiches.

Goodnight.